Aug 14 2009
Vick-Going to the Birds
In other sports news, Michael Vick is a free bird, and now, he is a Philadelphia Eagle too. The dog killer was surprised to learn that he was signed by the Eagles, saying, “the Eagles? Shit, I thought I was signing with the Beagles”.
Vick served 2 years in federal prison because of his dog fighting ring. Vick claims he is going to stay away from dog fighting, and pursue his new passion, something he learned in prison…cock fighting, and not the kind with birds.
Vick was then asked how prison life was, and he answered with one word, “Ruff”.
Good luck you fuckin douchebag!
