Nov 30 2009
The Bullshit Signings Continue- Cora and Coste
Just when you thought the Mets could not make any shittier moves to help this fucking horrible team we have, the Mets have done it again.
Today they announced the resigning of shitty shortstop Alex Cora, to a 1 year deal with an option for 2011. This fuckface will get a whopping $2 fucking million, with incentives to earn more. Horrible fucking move in my opinion. What’s yours?
To make matters worse, they also signed C Chris Coste. This fucking shit sucker Coste, hit .224 in 88 games with the Phillies and Astros last season, during which he played 15 games at first base. He also wrote a book called “The 33 Year Old Rookie”, which should be renamed to the “The 36 Year Old Shitty Catcher Who Once Played 1st Base So He Was Aquired By the New York Mets to Be Their Power Hitting First Baseman.”
Fucking awesome.
