Tag Archive 'Darryl Strawberry'

Jan 20 2010

Mets News – Mets induct dirty due into Hall Of Fame

Published by D-Money under Funny Articles, The Mets

Today it was announced that Darryl Strawberry and Dwight Gooden will be inducted into the Mets Hall of Fame. I am an 80’s child. My favorite glove playing little league was an outfielders glove that was red. It had the signature of Darryl Strawberry inside. On the back of all my little league baseball cards it asked who my favorite player was. It of course read Darryl Strawberry. Little did I know, as a 10 year old playing on the fields of Amity Baseball Little League in Brooklyn, NY. That my favorite player was an outright crack head. GOD, Those were the good old days. I remember the games when “Dwight Was Right At Night”, this is a saying that my dad used when we would watch games at night on TV. Dwight Gooden would dominate opponents with his fastball. Little did I know he was a crack head. Two of my favorite players at the time. I never knew they were both headed for the big house.   One thing I do have to be thankful for. These felons gave me my last taste of championship baseball for a die hard Mets fan.

On a side note. Davey Johnson and Frank Cashen are getting in as well. The Manager and GM team that brought the players together in 86′. With this wild bunch. You have to give a ton of credit to these guys for holding it down.

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Oct 21 2009

Strawberry Picks Charity for Celebrity Apprentice

Well, now we know why Darryl Strawberry is currently filming “Celebrity Apprentice,”. Darryl Strawberry reportedly owes fucking $554,000 in taxes.

Darryl Strawberry Celebrity Apprentice

Strawberry, whose most memorable Mets moment had to be, when he snorted the foul line from home plate to the right field wall in one shot, was in and out of jail 300 times in the last 10 years for solicitation and drug related incidents — says “them days are over for me.”

Asked which charity he will be playing for on Trumps show, Darryl said and I quote, “Man, who the fuck you think mothafucka? The motherfuckin Darryl Strawberry Tax Relief Fund, that’s who bitch!”

Trump had this to say…

Donald Trump Celebrity Apprentice

So question is… how quick does he get booted?

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