Oct 07 2009
Mets Officially Pass Choke On to the Tigers
In a stunning turn of events, the Detroit Tigers have officially choked worse than the Mets, officially ending their 3 year curse… hopefully. Twins came from behind to beat the Tigers 6-5 tonight to take the one game playoff and advance to play the Yankees.
The Tigers had a sure thing 3 game lead over the Twins with fucking 4 to play.
Then Miguel Cabrera lost his fucking mind when he choked harder than A-Rod in the playoffs. This asshole choked because he lost his mind Friday night. He decides to go out in a drunken rage with the Chicago Whitesox and then beat the shit out of his wife, and got tossed in the slammer.
This is hours before the most important game of the year for the Twins, which they lost, which caused this playoff game.

Cross your motherfucking fingers Mets fans for a good 2010, and thanks Twins, you cock faces. Not even the Mets choked with a 3 game lead with four to play.





