Sep 02 2009
Pelfrey Sucks Moosecock- Mets Get Demolished
Tonight the Mets lost to the Colorado Rockies in Denver by the score of 8-3.
Mike Pelfrey was fucking terrible as usual. He really just sucks big moosecock. Pelfrey pitched 4 terrible innings and allowed 7 runs on hits, and 5 walks including 2 home-runs. Carlos Gonzalez and Todd Helton clobbered a couple meatballs into the Rocky Mountains that left the field of view over right field. Mercifully, they pulled him.
David Wright looked like a fucking freak with his new helmet, but did well going 1 for 3 with a walk.
The Mets scored and took the lead in the first when Pagan, Castillo, and Wright started the game with singles. Jeff Francoeur hit a ball sack fly to score Castillo, and a Fernando Tatis double scored Wright. They were unable to hang on due to Pelfrey’s shitty outing.
They scored one more time in the seventh on back to back triples by Cory Sullivan and Pagan, but never were able to catch up to Helton’s 4 RBIs.
At least, it was good to see Wright back on the field, even if he looked like a real life bobble head. The Mets still suck balls, and all the guys on the DL are pussies, and not this kind…
They continue in Denver tomorrow night with Tim “the Tool Bag Redding” going against Ubaldo Jimenez in Denver.
