Sep 15 2009

Mets Lose Again- What Else is New?

Published by Mikey Mets at 10:14 pm under Mets News, The Mets

The Mets were lost again and were shutout by the Braves tonight, losing 6-0 at Turner Field.

The Mets had zero offense. None. Zero. Fucking nothing.

Tommy Hanson completely killed it for seven innings.

Tommy Hanson Sucks

Moving on…

Pat Misch sucked dingleberries from the assholes of the Braves, allowing 4 runs on 8 hits and a walk, including a fucking whopper from Adam Laroche.

Pat Misch Sucks

LaRoche added an additional moonshot against Elmer “Fudd” Dessens.

Elmer Dessens

The Mets clinched their first losing season since since 2004, when they lost 91 games under Art Howe.

The Mets will play the Braves again tomorrow night unfortunately, with meatball tossers, Bobby “One Pitch” Parnell facing Derek” Gay on the Down” Lowe.

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2 Responses to “Mets Lose Again- What Else is New?”

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  2. Mikey Metson 17 Sep 2009 at 12:22 am

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