Well, let me start by saying, welcome to the new and improved Mets BAllers.   Apparently, my brash writing style, and my so called use of “almost true” facts, and excessive use of the words: pussies, whores, fuck yourselves, and cock sandwiches, the MLB decided I was not exactly what they had in mind for a news column.  They said and I quote, “your writing style, is not up to MLB Standards” and that, “there are no such MLB employees or players named Golarb the Magician, Ira Goldfarb, or Marcus “Action” Jackson (see posts below).  I beg to differ.

So instead of switching up my style, I have decided to go rogue from MLBLogs  and start up my own gang.  So enjoy… the lunacy, the sports news, the chicks, and the mostly true storys.  Welcome to MetsBallers.com

Me and Danny at the Game

Special thanks to Danny K, a Mets BAllers columnist and contributor.