Aug 21 2009
Gary Sheffield is a Douchebag
So, I am typically behind the scenes on MetsBAllers. I do some of our detailed information research, as well as, work on new developments (like our new layout, thank you very much!). And unlike Mikey Mets. I am not that fucking funny.
After reading an article on Gary Sheffield on Sportsline.com. I just had to put something together about this fucking mutt.
I will start first with giving my father credit for being able to spot a retard from a mile away. For the last decade or so he has called Shef out. I, being the type of person that gives everyone the benefit of the doubt, have always liked Shef as a player. I am a big fan of offense and I have always loved his swing.
Now, to why I am writing this article. This bag’o'douche, has the fucking nerve, at age 524 to pull this shit. He wants a contract extension or he wants to be traded? Are you fucking kidding me! This guy is making $14 million bucks this year and he is not even capable of being a full time player with those 2 fuckin wooden pegs, he calls legs.
This is possibly the dumbest shit, I have come across in a long time. Does he really think that there is a championship contender out there dying to pick up a shitty designated hitter? Does he really think that someone is gonna dig into the pockets to pay him the big bucks. I just don’t get it.
My conclusion to all of this, is that Gary Sheffield, is just batshit crazy. All I have to say about this, is FUCK YOU Gary Sheffield.
Try that shit on the train…..
Well, what would you do if you were his age and you were hitting better then anyone else on the team? He might have 2 more seasons in him, loves NY, and he’s trying to capitalize. Don’t hate on the guy for playing his hand the ‘right’ way.
A. He is roughly 4th or 5th in team average with half the at bats as the other guys.
B. Almost the entire team that is playing is minor league players or substitute players. Hitting better then them is not a hard thing to do.
. If I played basketball next to 12 year olds. I would feel like I am great too. I don’t think that will allow me to get paid in the NBA to do it.
The entire point to my thread is that he is dreaming about capitalizing. If he liked NY so much he shouldn’t worry about capitalizing. He should just play and shut the fuck up. He is 40. He cannot play everyday. He would not make an impact on a team that has good players. That is why he got tossed out of Detroit. He is a pinch hitter at best these days. If all of the Mets were playing. That is exactly what he would be doing.
I think you guys are both cockleberries. Sheffield is an idiot. This fuckin moron, is his own agent. This all happened because Sheffield is delusional. He walked into Minaya’s office talking in the 3rd person, saying some crazy shit. My next post will give you the highlights.
D-Money, thank you for validating my point. Like I said,He is taking advantage of his situation.
He does in fact love NY. Shef could have easily just said I want to be traded before you guys bring back Darryl and the Doc into the lineup. It’s no secret that the team is in complete disarray. Any superstar can take bullshit money and play for a top team, especially when your name is Gary Sheffield.True?
(Cockle berries)lol….
Richtard. I am not validating your point. The point is Gary Sheffield has NO situation. He has nothing to take advantage of. He is not playing like a superstar. He just looks good next to the scrubs he is playing with. He is a has been. He is getting paid 14 Million dollars from Detroit. They are in 1st place. If he was worth even $2, dont you think they would have kept him? He is only useful to a diminished Mets team. He is a headache to have around. He always causes issues like this. He is a known headcase. He is as useful as tits on a bull. I will bet a wisdom tooth that no one is going to sign him for anything. In his own mind. He thinks he is playing like a superstar and the Mets need to hold onto him. There season is already over. If all players are healthy next year, they make a few changes. He will not be on the team.