The Mets play the Marlins tonight at 7:10 pm at Citi Field in game 2 of the series.

Tonight’s game attendees get to suck on a free wiener tonight, courtesy of the Mets, who have been sucking wieners the entire season.

Angel Pagan is leading off, followed by Luis Castillo, David Wright, Carlos Beltran, Daniel Murphy, Jeff Francoeur, Josh “Ass” Thole, and Anderson Hernandez.

Pat Misch (1-1, 3.25 ERA) will toss underhand meatballs for the Mets. Misch has filled in nicely lately, in the staring rotation, but I fear that, soon other teams, will realize he sucks.

Ricky Nolasco (10-8, 5.27 ERA) will hurl slop for the Marlins. This guy is a prime Tool Academy candidate.

Actually, speaking of Tool Academy, here is David Wright and Jose Reyes making their case to be on the show…

Enjoy the dicks, I mean Dogs, in your mouths.

Tags: Anderson Hernandez, Angel Pagan, Carlos Beltran, Daniel Murphy, David Wright, Florida Marlins, Jeff Francoeur, Jose Reyes, Josh Thole, Luis Castillo, Mets News, New York Mets, Pat Misch, Ricky Nolasco

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