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		<title>Funny Shit- Zach Galifianakis Monologue on SNL</title>
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		<title>MetsBallers Welcomes New Sponsor- PennyLaneReports.com</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I would just like to take this time to welcome and  thank our new sponsor, www.PennyLaneReports.com !
We asked our readers to vote, and we are proud to announce that PennyLaneReports.com was voted to be the #1 &#8220;Penny Stock Investing Website&#8221; and also won  the &#8220;Best Penny Stock Website&#8221; competition.
PennyLaneReports.com’s mission is to give people the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Chick of the Day- Lucy Pinder is Back!</title>
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		<title>Mets Ink 53rd Catcher- Welcome Rod Barajas</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Well these fuckin shit faces are at it again.  The New York Mets signed yet another fucking catcher who sucks dick.
The Mets signed shitty free-agent C Rod Barajas to a one-year, $1 million contract.
Barajas can earn another $1 million in ‘easily-attainable incentives, like get on base twice, and catch for at least one inning. you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Shit- Snooki Updates Us On the Situation- SNL</title>
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		<title>Mets News &#8211; Mets bring back Jacobs for an encore.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In the latest news (last week) from the Mets. They have come to agreements with Mike Jacobs and pitcher Hisanori Takahashi for minor league contracts. They would both make roughly a million bucks each if they are added to the Major League rosters.
I like this move. I personally have absolutely no love for Daniel Murphy. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny Shit- Snooki from Jersey Shore on SNL</title>
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		<title>Mets News &#8211; Mets eye Smoltz, Sheets in search for pitching.</title>
		<description><![CDATA[With about a month until pitchers and catchers. The mets management is gathering in Port St. Lucie to try and finish off putting the 2010 roster together. Coincidently, the two positions they are looking at is &#8216;Pitchers and Catchers&#8217;. The Mets are keeping a close on on Ben Sheets. Although Sheets did not pitch in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hot Chick of the Day- More Lucy Pinder</title>
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		<title>Mets News &#8211; Mets get Gary Matthews in trade with Angels</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Mets made a move today trading bullpen suspect Brian Stokes to the Angels for one time decent player Gary Matthews Jr. Matthews has never been what one would call an overachiever. Always seemed to have decent skills but never put them to work. His biggest season coming with the Rangers in 2006 hitting 19 home runs and [...]]]></description>
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