In an exclusive interview recently, Carlos Beltran of the New York Mets, told Rich Coutinho of 1050 ESPN Radio, “I’m doing good,  I come to the ballpark every single day, rehabbing, to try and put myself in the best condition, so when it comes time for me to start playing baseball I can go out there and do what I know I can do.”

Well when the fuck is that going to be shit face?

Beltran went on to say, and I shit you not, that he has been taking batting practice and playing catch while sitting in a fucking chair, in an effort to keep his eye-hand coordination as sharp as possible.

Did he just say he was sitting in a fucking chair?  That can not be good but…

Metsblog.com had this to say…

“of course he has… because he’s awesome…” Matt Cerrone commented, he went on to say…

“…i bet, even in a chair, he’s still better than some players in baseball…”

Wait a fucking second, did he just say awesome? Are you fucking kidding me? Better than who, the best guy in the wheelchair league?  What is he going to roll around in the fucking outfield?

Recently, Beltran had to talk to the Feds with Jose Reyes, because the FBI obviously found out they were both doing juice and wanted them to rat.

This motherfucker Beltran has been juicing for years… here is the previous evidence I posted…

Anyway, next thing you know, Beltran and his fuckin knees deflate and he hasn’t played baseball in two fucking years.

I am deeply concerned that at this point, Beltran is playing baseball while sitting down.  Not a good fucking sign for that rusty knee.

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Well these fuckin shit faces are at it again.  The New York Mets signed yet another fucking catcher who sucks dick.

The Mets signed shitty free-agent C Rod Barajas to a one-year, $1 million contract.

Barajas can earn another $1 million in ‘easily-attainable incentives, like get on base twice, and catch for at least one inning. you know… shit like that.

The 34-year-old cock sandwich Barajas hit .226 last season with 19 HR and 71 RBI.  Fucking great.

That means someone is getting the fucking axe.  Watch out Santos.

Well, at least this guy has balls.  Last year, mid game, he went up to some lady in the stands and started eating her out.  By the looks of it, he may not be that good at that either.

In the latest news (last week) from the Mets. They have come to agreements with Mike Jacobs and pitcher Hisanori Takahashi for minor league contracts. They would both make roughly a million bucks each if they are added to the Major League rosters.

I like this move. I personally have absolutely no love for Daniel Murphy. He is a shitty fielder. He is a lefty with minimal power and not much of an on-base prowess. I do not think he would even make the roster on most ball clubs. On the other hand. Mike Jacobs has proven himself in this league as someone who can knock the ball around.

Mike Jacobs started his career as a Met. He hit 11 homers in his first 100 major league at bats. Why in the world would the mets keep a guy like that. Why not trade him for an over-the-hill, injury prone Carlos Delgado. That is exactly what they did.

In his best year with the Marlins. Jacobs hit 32 homers with 93 RBI’s. He never hit for average but can sure knock the ball around. Lets hope this works out for him. I am rooting for Mike Jacobs.

With about a month until pitchers and catchers. The mets management is gathering in Port St. Lucie to try and finish off putting the 2010 roster together. Coincidently, the two positions they are looking at is ‘Pitchers and Catchers’. The Mets are keeping a close on on Ben Sheets. Although Sheets did not pitch in all of 2009 due to elbow surgery. He is still eying a big time one year contract. He will most likely end up in Oakland or Texas.

On the other hand, Smoltz is someone the Mets are more likely to sign for that number 2 spot behind Johan in the rotation. At 42 years old, who knows what is impact could be on the mound. He would be a great person to have around in the club house.