The Mets finish up their three game series against the Dbacks this afternoon at Chase Field.   Mets are looking to have a shittier record than the Dbacks.

Cory Sullivan is leading off (why Pagan is not playing, I have no fuckin clue!), followed by Alex Cora, David Wright, Gary Sheffield, Jeff Francoeur, Fernando Tatis, Omir Santos and Anderson “I eat Cock Sandwiches” Hernandez.

Worst free agent signing of all time, Oliver Perez (2-3, 6.38 ERA) will hurl meatballs for the Mets. Perez had a decent outing in San Diego during his last start.   That means, today should be a fuckin disaster, if the past is a good predictor of the future.

Jon Garland (6-10, 4.33 ERA) will hurl slop for the Diamondbacks. Garland pitched a complete game in his last start at Citi Field on August 2.  Lets just hope this douchebag does not have a repeat performance.

Tags: Alex Cora, Anderson Hernandez, Angel Pagan, cock sandwiches, Daniel Murphy, Dbacks, Fernando Tatis, Gary Sheffield, Jeff Francoeur, New York Mets, Oliver Perez, Omir Santos

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