Everyone has been looking good, even the fucking pitching.

The Mets have moved into first place and they head into Philly to start the weekend off on Friday.

Cross your fucking fingers Mets fans!

Davis singled in his first AB and went 2 for 4 on the night.  This kid is a stud, and hopefully he starts crushing it and we get a nice new weapon.

The Mets sent 9 hitters to the plate in the 7th, when Angel Pagan got the party started with a 2 run bomb.

J Bay hit a nice double and went 2 for 4.  Hopefully he will get out of that fuckin funk.

Jon Niese sucks dick, but was mildly acceptable tonight.  We still need pitching.  Fucking bad.

Anyway, bad news for those of you hoping the Mets adopt Wild Willie, the people loving seal.  He recently decided, he does not like people anymore.  This pic was taken before… well, I think you get it.

So ladies and gentlemen, get your shit weapons ready, because we are going to have to wage war on these shit sucking Mets.  Here is a little propaganda poster I made that you can start distributing in your towns.  Mets fans unite.

Alex Cora made a sick play in the bottom of the 10th when he fucking dove into the stands to catch a foul ball to end the inning with bases loaded.

I simply can not believe how shitty the Mets played through 20 fucking innings.  Only when the Cardinals had their 3rd baseman pitching, did the Mets get a guy to 3rd base.   At the end of the day, they won and that’s all that matters.  That was the longest most draining game I have ever seen.  Mets win 2-1 in 20.

David Wright demolished a two-run home run in his first at bat of the season, which is a good fuckin sign.

Jason Bay, Rod Barajas and Gary Matthews Jr. each had two hits. That is a good fuckin sign too. Jeff Francoeur had 2 RBI’s and Mike Jacobs struck went 0 for 4. I like Mike, but dude, you have a second chance, do something with it fuck face. Welcome back by the way.

Johan Santana looked fucking great and only allowed one run and four hits in six innings. Fernando Nieve came in and pitched two scoreless innings in relief. and K-Rod pitched a 1–2–3 ninth inning.

One of our 4 other starters will be pitching tomorrow. This my dear friends, is not a good sign.

Well I guess it is good that we won today, but my prediction is that we will lose 4 in a row from here and then when Santana pitches again, we will win. May the fuckin force be with us Mets fans, because it is going to be a long turbulent season.

Lets take a look at the locks first…

LF- Bay

RF- Francoeur

3B- Wright

SS- Reyes

2B- Castillo- most hate him, I like him.  He had one bad year in 2008, and one bad catch in 2009, other than that, he was our second best hitter no matter how you slice it.

1B-Murphy- Murph will definitely have the job opening day, but he better have a fast start and that’s a whole separate conversation.

SP- Santana

RP- Feliciano

CP- Rodriguez

So that leaves us with a C, 4 SP’s, 6 RP’s, and CF.

At catcher, it is looking like Barajas and Blanco, leaving the odd man out, Omir Santos.  I like Santos, and I think given an opportunity to play a whole season, he could be a .285 hitter with 15-20 hr and 80 RBIs, much like Daniel Murphy.  Barajas and Blanco are sub .230 hitters.  They have some power, and maybe working with Hojo, they can learn some plate discipline.

I said we need 4 starting pitchers because let’s face it, we need 4 SP’s, and fucking quick.  Here is my theory.  Give the job to the 4 best guys in spring.  No matter who they are.  Whoever performed the best, we keep.  Why risk it with Perez, Maine, Pelfrey and Niese?

Give Jenry Mejia a fucking shot.  The kid is an animal.  Igarashi has looked fucking great.  Give the best performers a shot.  Perez, Maine and Pelfrey have all showed this spring, that miracles do not happen.  These fucking cock sandwiches are not going to all of a sudden, get it and become all stars.  Let’s face it, they suck dick.

So as far as the rotation goes, keep the guys who are doing the best as SP’s and the rest go to the bull pen.  Perez could become our 2nd lefty out of the pen!  No need to trade anyone.

That leaves Centerfield.  It is a race between Gary Mathews, and Angel Pagan, or at least until old rusty knee Beltran comes back.  I think this has to go to Pagan.  The guy is a maniac, and I believe he will be an allstar one day.  Mark my words.  I think he has earned the shot.  Mathews has looked awesome this spring, but he is older and we might be able to get a less shitty SP than what we have for him, and that can help.

So why the headline?  Well, Figueroa is a strange case.  He pitches fucking awesome when it doesn’t fucking matter.  He did awesome in the WBC, and awesome in the beginning of the spring when the Mets and there opponents were facing highschoolers.  The problem with this guy is, he is good when he is good, but when he is bad, he is on a whole different level.

This fucking guy gave up 7 fucking runs on 8 hits in one inning against the Marlins.  Today of all days, this guy should have been making his case to be on this team and he goes out and does this.  He did this last year and the year before and the the year before that.   That is why he is going to be 36 years old, and has never competed in a full MLB season.  He is a fucking liability.

Sorry Danny, I know he is your boy. But he needs to peace the fuck out.  I don’t give a shit if he is a nice guy or not.  I’ll hang out with the dude, I just do not want him pitching for the Mets.

I got sick seats… Section 104 Row AA Seat 1 in between the Mets dugout and On Deck circle.

Angel Pagan and Gary Mathews were slugging it out in BP…

Angel Pagan just signed my ball, literally my ball.

The “Situation” from the Jersey Shore just bounced the ceremonial first pitch, while being booed loudly by 4000 people. Fucking classic!

Now I am sitting right next to the Situation from Jersey Shore. what a douche, but he did sign my ball… literally my other ball. See his ridiculous autograph below.

Also the park is no longer called Tradition Field, it is now Digital Domain Park.

Johan is throwing some heat. But slowing down to a simmer as we get later in the game.

Jon Niese looked good and fuckin K-Rod is a fuckin beast. He looked great.

Daniel Murphy also put the Mets ahead for good with a blast in the 6th.

Dude is focused, he did not even chuckle when I told him to call his shot and point to the stands like Babe Ruth. He was 2 1/2 feet away from me. He did not laugh…

But he did crush that homer and I did get a nod at the end of the game with a smile.

Overall, these assholes look focused. That is a good sign.

Pagan is a machine. Dude was working out non-stop.

Overall sick day, Mets won 5-2.

I will be in my usual costume minus my boy Danny.  He could not make it, so this is a solo mission.

Me and Danny at the Game

I am telling David Wright that I am expecting him to hit 6 hr’s in this game to prove to me he is not going to suck again.  Or he will be struck promptly with a tomato.

I will be posting live updates throughout the game as well as posting videos and pictures.  I am bringing a bunch of baseballs to get autographed so if you want one, get one your fucking self.

In addition to the baseballs, I will be also bringing a 3 cases of rotten tomatoes, which I will be tossing at either the Mets or the Astros, or most likely everyone within range.  But everyone who comes up to bat for the Mets will be close enough for a nipple pinch.  So look out Alex Cora.  You too Oliver Perez, Mike Pelfrey, John Maine, Jon Niese, Sean Green, Daniel Murphy.  Bay, you may make it through the game safe, unless you strike out, then you get struck…twice.

Check back for updates tomorrow or follow me on Twitter.com/metsballers, as I will be streaming from Port St. Lucie starting at 11am…

Well when the fuck is that going to be shit face?

Beltran went on to say, and I shit you not, that he has been taking batting practice and playing catch while sitting in a fucking chair, in an effort to keep his eye-hand coordination as sharp as possible.

Did he just say he was sitting in a fucking chair?  That can not be good but…

Metsblog.com had this to say…

“of course he has… because he’s awesome…” Matt Cerrone commented, he went on to say…

“…i bet, even in a chair, he’s still better than some players in baseball…”

Wait a fucking second, did he just say awesome? Are you fucking kidding me? Better than who, the best guy in the wheelchair league?  What is he going to roll around in the fucking outfield?

Recently, Beltran had to talk to the Feds with Jose Reyes, because the FBI obviously found out they were both doing juice and wanted them to rat.

This motherfucker Beltran has been juicing for years… here is the previous evidence I posted…

Anyway, next thing you know, Beltran and his fuckin knees deflate and he hasn’t played baseball in two fucking years.

I am deeply concerned that at this point, Beltran is playing baseball while sitting down.  Not a good fucking sign for that rusty knee.

The Mets signed shitty free-agent C Rod Barajas to a one-year, $1 million contract.

Barajas can earn another $1 million in ‘easily-attainable incentives, like get on base twice, and catch for at least one inning. you know… shit like that.

The 34-year-old cock sandwich Barajas hit .226 last season with 19 HR and 71 RBI.  Fucking great.

That means someone is getting the fucking axe.  Watch out Santos.

Well, at least this guy has balls.  Last year, mid game, he went up to some lady in the stands and started eating her out.  By the looks of it, he may not be that good at that either.

I like this move. I personally have absolutely no love for Daniel Murphy. He is a shitty fielder. He is a lefty with minimal power and not much of an on-base prowess. I do not think he would even make the roster on most ball clubs. On the other hand. Mike Jacobs has proven himself in this league as someone who can knock the ball around.

Mike Jacobs started his career as a Met. He hit 11 homers in his first 100 major league at bats. Why in the world would the mets keep a guy like that. Why not trade him for an over-the-hill, injury prone Carlos Delgado. That is exactly what they did.

In his best year with the Marlins. Jacobs hit 32 homers with 93 RBI’s. He never hit for average but can sure knock the ball around. Lets hope this works out for him. I am rooting for Mike Jacobs.