Apr
20
2010
The New York Mets’ prized prospect Ike Davis made his MLB debut tonight in a 6-1 victory over the Chicago Cubs.
Davis singled in his first AB and went 2 for 4 on the night. This kid is a stud, and hopefully he starts crushing it and we get a nice new weapon.
The Mets sent 9 hitters to the plate in the 7th, when Angel Pagan got the party started with a 2 run bomb.
J Bay hit a nice double and went 2 for 4. Hopefully he will get out of that fuckin funk.
Jon Niese sucks dick, but was mildly acceptable tonight. We still need pitching. Fucking bad.
Anyway, bad news for those of you hoping the Mets adopt Wild Willie, the people loving seal. He recently decided, he does not like people anymore. This pic was taken before… well, I think you get it.


Mar
04
2010
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Dec
04
2009
Tiger Woods has finally showed his face. He took the photo below earlier today with his wife Elin. They want to show the public that they are standing strong despite the media frenzy surrounding the world’s richest athlete. I do not know about you, but for some weird reason, I do not think these injuries are consistent with a car accident.

Nov
13
2009
LA MARQUE, Texas – A fucking moron blamed a low-flying pelican and a dropped cell phone for his veering his million-dollar sports car off a road and into a salt marsh near Galveston. The accident happened about 3 p.m. Wednesday on the frontage road of Interstate 45 northbound in La Marque, about 35 miles southeast of Houston.

The Lufkin, Texas, idiot told of driving his luxury, French-built Bugatti Veyron when the bird distracted him, said La Marque police Lt. Greg Gilchrist. This fuck face dropped his cell phone, reached to pick it up and veered off the road and into the salt marsh. The car was half-submerged in the brine about 20 feet from the road when police arrived.
Gilchrist said he doesn’t know if the car was salvageable, but in his words, “Salt water isn’t good for anything.” He says the man, whose identity hasn’t been released, was not injured.
A 2006 Bugatti Veyron was recently offered for sale in Jonesboro, Ark., for $1.25 million.