Forget Stephen Strasburg or Aroldis Chapman, the Mets signed a record breaking $427 million 15 year contract on this kid…

His name is Darrell Sanford.  He is 3 months old, which will make him 15 years and 3 months old, when his contract is up.  We have no idea what position he will be playing because he has yet to walk, or speak for that matter.  Omar Minaya said he is unsure if this kid even will ever develop motor skills,  but said he remains committed to stocking the farm system with young prospects.

Sanford had this to say after the signing and receiving a check for $427 million…

Yankees Building New Vacation Stadium In The Hamptons

Tiger Woods has finally showed his face.  He took the photo below earlier today with his wife Elin.  They want to show the public that they are standing strong despite the media frenzy surrounding the world’s richest athlete.  I do not know about you, but for some weird reason, I do not think these injuries are consistent with a car accident.

Thanks to Rich/Chard (our best Metsballers commenter) for finding this.