The New York Mets’ prized prospect Ike Davis made his MLB debut tonight in a 6-1 victory over the Chicago Cubs.

Davis singled in his first AB and went 2 for 4 on the night.  This kid is a stud, and hopefully he starts crushing it and we get a nice new weapon.

The Mets sent 9 hitters to the plate in the 7th, when Angel Pagan got the party started with a 2 run bomb.

J Bay hit a nice double and went 2 for 4.  Hopefully he will get out of that fuckin funk.

Jon Niese sucks dick, but was mildly acceptable tonight.  We still need pitching.  Fucking bad.

Anyway, bad news for those of you hoping the Mets adopt Wild Willie, the people loving seal.  He recently decided, he does not like people anymore.  This pic was taken before… well, I think you get it.

Forget Stephen Strasburg or Aroldis Chapman, the Mets signed a record breaking $427 million 15 year contract on this kid…

His name is Darrell Sanford.  He is 3 months old, which will make him 15 years and 3 months old, when his contract is up.  We have no idea what position he will be playing because he has yet to walk, or speak for that matter.  Omar Minaya said he is unsure if this kid even will ever develop motor skills,  but said he remains committed to stocking the farm system with young prospects.

Sanford had this to say after the signing and receiving a check for $427 million…

Tiger Woods has finally showed his face.  He took the photo below earlier today with his wife Elin.  They want to show the public that they are standing strong despite the media frenzy surrounding the world’s richest athlete.  I do not know about you, but for some weird reason, I do not think these injuries are consistent with a car accident.

LA MARQUE, Texas – A fucking moron blamed a low-flying pelican and a dropped cell phone for his veering his million-dollar sports car off a road and into a salt marsh near Galveston. The accident happened about 3 p.m. Wednesday on the frontage road of Interstate 45 northbound in La Marque, about 35 miles southeast of Houston.

The Lufkin, Texas, idiot told of driving his luxury, French-built Bugatti Veyron when the bird distracted him, said La Marque police Lt. Greg Gilchrist. This fuck face dropped his cell phone, reached to pick it up and veered off the road and into the salt marsh. The car was half-submerged in the brine about 20 feet from the road when police arrived.

Gilchrist said he doesn’t know if the car was salvageable, but in his words, “Salt water isn’t good for anything.” He says the man, whose identity hasn’t been released, was not injured.

A 2006 Bugatti Veyron was recently offered for sale in Jonesboro, Ark., for $1.25 million.

Mike Tyson has been arrested at LAX airport for battery, after a bloody confrontation with a fan who wanted an autograph outside the United terminal. We’re told Tyson punched the guy 63 times in 4 seconds in the face.

Tyson was booked for misdemeanor battery and paid his bail.  The fan was also booked on misdemeanor battery — Tyson claims the fan got so close he actually made contact with the boxer.

We’re told Tyson was at a ticket counter at the United Airlines terminal when the incident occurred. The fan got punched in the face, hit the ground, got up, got punched again and began walking, leaving a trail of blood.

Someone at the scene tells TMZ … the fan got very close to Tyson before the boxer struck him. Our source says there’s blood and numerous teeth on the ground and Mike was taken away in a squad car. We’re told an ambulance was dispatched at 4:39 PM to LAX and the paparazzo was transported to a local hospital.

Cops say Tyson and the fan performed citizen’s arrests on each other — both are expected to be booked for misdemeanor battery. Cops also said witnesses backed both stories … so that could get interesting.

If Tyson is prosecuted, given that he’s a former boxing champ, the charge could end up being assault with a deadly weapon.

Tyson’s rep says he was traveling with his 10-month old daughter when he was attacked by an overly excited fan — adding the boxer acted in self-defense to protect his child.

Earlier today, I posted a picture of the Victoria’s Secrets models, see post below.  Upon further review, I have discovered that one of the chicks is in fact, a demonoid alien.  See pic below.

That is scary shit.  I mean, I would still fuck her, but I just wanted to point that out.  Thanks.

It just so happens that the office of research and developments for MetsBallers also happens to be where I have a real job. Right on Broadway in Downtown Manhattan. Just as luck would have it, this is exactly where the Yankees World Series Parade takes place.  I was lucky enough to squeeze in between some of the typical low lives who were enjoying the festivities to take some pictures with my shitty blackberry camera.

Fans gathering (Exchange Pl. & Broadway)

MVP Float with Hideki Matsui

Jay-Z Float. ( I don’t know what the fuck happened with this picture)

Just remember folks. He made the Yankee hat more famous then a Yankee can.