Just when you thought the Mets could not make any shittier moves to help this fucking horrible team we have, the Mets have done it again.

Today they announced the resigning of shitty shortstop Alex Cora, to a 1 year deal with an option for 2011.  This fuckface will get a whopping $2 fucking million, with incentives to earn more.  Horrible fucking move in my opinion.  What’s yours?

To make matters worse, they also signed  C Chris Coste.  This fucking shit sucker Coste, hit .224 in 88 games with the Phillies and Astros last season, during which he played 15 games at first base.  He also wrote a book called “The 33 Year Old Rookie”, which should be renamed to the “The 36 Year Old Shitty Catcher Who Once Played 1st Base So He Was Aquired By the New York Mets to Be Their Power Hitting First Baseman.”

Fucking awesome.

Thanks to Rich/Chard (our best Metsballers commenter) for finding this.

Happy Thanksgiving!  I hope you all enjoyed eating turkey until you bust, drinking whisky til you puke and watching football with a fucking helmet on.   Now to some Mets news!

I know it has been a while since I posted about the Mets, but who wants to talk about the same bullshit rumors every fucking day.  When something actually transpires, I will be the first to let you know, but I am sick of all of the speculation.   It is ridiculous.

Anyway,  according to FoxSports.com, the Mets are close to re-signing RHP Elmer Dessens.  Yes, you read that right, Elmer “Fudd” Dessens.

What an awesome fucking move.

The 39–year-old Dessens had a 36.31 ERA in just 8 relief appearances for the Mets last season, during which left-handed batters hit .793 against him.  He struck out 4 batters and walked 76, while allowing 19 home runs.  Okay, so I am exaggerating a little, but are you fucking kidding me with this bullshit?  Ridiculous.

Can we focus on maybe getting some fucking guys, who could hit, or play the field?  Maybe a starting pitcher who can last more 2/3 of an inning?  I don’t know.  Fuck it, I am not getting my hopes up.