It has been my ultimate pleasure this month, to present to you… Justene Jaro

Big fucking shocker, David Wright sucks in the field.  According to some fucking nerd, David Wright is the 8th worst fielder in all of the Major Leagues.

1. Michael Cuddyer, RF, -26
2. Bobby Abreu, RF, -25
3. Vernon Wells, CF, -19
4. Gary Matthews Jr., CF, -17
5. Alberto Callaspo, 2B, -16
6. Orlando Cabrera, SS, -16
7. Lastings Milledge, LF, -16
8. David Wright, 3B, -15
9. Carlos Lee, LF, -14
10. Miguel Tejada, SS, -14

According to HardBall Times, relative to position, and with the warning that these are imprecise ratings, not the final word, and that multi-year data, if available, must be used to determine who really is a good or bad fielder, preferably supplemented with scouting information. These ratings measure range and reliability only, and do not include an outfielder’s throwing or an infielder’s proficiency at the double play.

Huh? What? Well, no shit Sherlock, I could of guessed that without your fucking fancy fucking stats.  I had to fucking watch those games douchebag.

Like my boy Rich/Chard said, if you don’t like this, then you are stupid. I will add gay to that too.