Mar 10 2010
Funny Shit- Zach Galifianakis Monologue on SNL
Mar 04 2010
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Feb 20 2010
Mets Ink 53rd Catcher- Welcome Rod Barajas
Well these fuckin shit faces are at it again. The New York Mets signed yet another fucking catcher who sucks dick.
The Mets signed shitty free-agent C Rod Barajas to a one-year, $1 million contract.
Barajas can earn another $1 million in ‘easily-attainable incentives, like get on base twice, and catch for at least one inning. you know… shit like that.
The 34-year-old cock sandwich Barajas hit .226 last season with 19 HR and 71 RBI. Fucking great.
That means someone is getting the fucking axe. Watch out Santos.
Well, at least this guy has balls. Last year, mid game, he went up to some lady in the stands and started eating her out. By the looks of it, he may not be that good at that either.
Feb 17 2010
Mets News – Mets bring back Jacobs for an encore.
In the latest news (last week) from the Mets. They have come to agreements with Mike Jacobs and pitcher Hisanori Takahashi for minor league contracts. They would both make roughly a million bucks each if they are added to the Major League rosters.
I like this move. I personally have absolutely no love for Daniel Murphy. He is a shitty fielder. He is a lefty with minimal power and not much of an on-base prowess. I do not think he would even make the roster on most ball clubs. On the other hand. Mike Jacobs has proven himself in this league as someone who can knock the ball around.
Mike Jacobs started his career as a Met. He hit 11 homers in his first 100 major league at bats. Why in the world would the mets keep a guy like that. Why not trade him for an over-the-hill, injury prone Carlos Delgado. That is exactly what they did.
In his best year with the Marlins. Jacobs hit 32 homers with 93 RBI’s. He never hit for average but can sure knock the ball around. Lets hope this works out for him. I am rooting for Mike Jacobs.
Jan 26 2010
Mets News – Mets eye Smoltz, Sheets in search for pitching.
With about a month until pitchers and catchers. The mets management is gathering in Port St. Lucie to try and finish off putting the 2010 roster together. Coincidently, the two positions they are looking at is ‘Pitchers and Catchers’. The Mets are keeping a close on on Ben Sheets. Although Sheets did not pitch in all of 2009 due to elbow surgery. He is still eying a big time one year contract. He will most likely end up in Oakland or Texas.
On the other hand, Smoltz is someone the Mets are more likely to sign for that number 2 spot behind Johan in the rotation. At 42 years old, who knows what is impact could be on the mound. He would be a great person to have around in the club house.
Jan 22 2010
Mets News – Mets get Gary Matthews in trade with Angels
The Mets made a move today trading bullpen suspect Brian Stokes to the Angels for one time decent player Gary Matthews Jr. Matthews has never been what one would call an overachiever. Always seemed to have decent skills but never put them to work. His biggest season coming with the Rangers in 2006 hitting 19 home runs and 79 RBI’s.
It is a good pick up for what the Mets need. They obviously don’t have any use for Stokes. Matthews can cover center field in the first month of the season when Carlos Beltran will still be rehabbing his bum leg. The best part of this deal is that it seems the Angels will cover a good portion of the money that is owed to Matthews.
On a side note. Matthews had his name mentioned in the Mitchell report. Word is that he was shipped HGH. He never admitted to ever using. Who knows and who cares if he is on the list of positive testers from that list in 2003. He never broke any records and he never will.
