Apr 28 2010
Hot Chick of the Day- Perfect Ass
Apr 28 2010
Mets 9 and 1 in Home Stand, Hope This Shit Lasts
Today the Mets completed their 2 consecutive series sweep when they finished off the Dodgers for the 3rd time in 24 hours.
Everyone has been looking good, even the fucking pitching.
The Mets have moved into first place and they head into Philly to start the weekend off on Friday.
Cross your fucking fingers Mets fans!
Apr 20 2010
If I Could Be Like Ike- Mets Win in Debut
The New York Mets’ prized prospect Ike Davis made his MLB debut tonight in a 6-1 victory over the Chicago Cubs.
Davis singled in his first AB and went 2 for 4 on the night. This kid is a stud, and hopefully he starts crushing it and we get a nice new weapon.
The Mets sent 9 hitters to the plate in the 7th, when Angel Pagan got the party started with a 2 run bomb.
J Bay hit a nice double and went 2 for 4. Hopefully he will get out of that fuckin funk.
Jon Niese sucks dick, but was mildly acceptable tonight. We still need pitching. Fucking bad.
Anyway, bad news for those of you hoping the Mets adopt Wild Willie, the people loving seal. He recently decided, he does not like people anymore. This pic was taken before… well, I think you get it.
Apr 18 2010
Mets Offense is Non-Fucking Existent But They Won
The Mets played the fucking Cardinals today and I was fucking utterly shocked at how fucking shitty our offense is. I mean 1 fucking hit through 10 innings? Bay 0 for 7 with 5 strikeouts. Wright 1 for 6 with 15 strikeouts (ok, not that many but a lot, and by the way, nice acting job on that foul tip). Jose Reyes looks like he 53 years old. I just want to vomit.
So ladies and gentlemen, get your shit weapons ready, because we are going to have to wage war on these shit sucking Mets. Here is a little propaganda poster I made that you can start distributing in your towns. Mets fans unite.
Alex Cora made a sick play in the bottom of the 10th when he fucking dove into the stands to catch a foul ball to end the inning with bases loaded.
I simply can not believe how shitty the Mets played through 20 fucking innings. Only when the Cardinals had their 3rd baseman pitching, did the Mets get a guy to 3rd base. At the end of the day, they won and that’s all that matters. That was the longest most draining game I have ever seen. Mets win 2-1 in 20.
Apr 05 2010
Mets Look Great in Opener- Not a Good Sign
The Mets (1–0) beat the Marlins (0–1) by the score of 7–1 at opening day this afternoon.
David Wright demolished a two-run home run in his first at bat of the season, which is a good fuckin sign.
Jason Bay, Rod Barajas and Gary Matthews Jr. each had two hits. That is a good fuckin sign too. Jeff Francoeur had 2 RBI’s and Mike Jacobs struck went 0 for 4. I like Mike, but dude, you have a second chance, do something with it fuck face. Welcome back by the way.
Johan Santana looked fucking great and only allowed one run and four hits in six innings. Fernando Nieve came in and pitched two scoreless innings in relief. and K-Rod pitched a 1–2–3 ninth inning.
One of our 4 other starters will be pitching tomorrow. This my dear friends, is not a good sign.
Well I guess it is good that we won today, but my prediction is that we will lose 4 in a row from here and then when Santana pitches again, we will win. May the fuckin force be with us Mets fans, because it is going to be a long turbulent season.
