Mar 18 2010
Good Sign-Beltran Taking Batting Practice Sitting F@cking Down
In an exclusive interview recently, Carlos Beltran of the New York Mets, told Rich Coutinho of 1050 ESPN Radio, “I’m doing good, I come to the ballpark every single day, rehabbing, to try and put myself in the best condition, so when it comes time for me to start playing baseball I can go out there and do what I know I can do.”
Well when the fuck is that going to be shit face?
Beltran went on to say, and I shit you not, that he has been taking batting practice and playing catch while sitting in a fucking chair, in an effort to keep his eye-hand coordination as sharp as possible.
Did he just say he was sitting in a fucking chair? That can not be good but…
Metsblog.com had this to say…
“of course he has… because he’s awesome…” Matt Cerrone commented, he went on to say…
“…i bet, even in a chair, he’s still better than some players in baseball…”
Wait a fucking second, did he just say awesome? Are you fucking kidding me? Better than who, the best guy in the wheelchair league? What is he going to roll around in the fucking outfield?
Recently, Beltran had to talk to the Feds with Jose Reyes, because the FBI obviously found out they were both doing juice and wanted them to rat.
This motherfucker Beltran has been juicing for years… here is the previous evidence I posted…
Anyway, next thing you know, Beltran and his fuckin knees deflate and he hasn’t played baseball in two fucking years.
I am deeply concerned that at this point, Beltran is playing baseball while sitting down. Not a good fucking sign for that rusty knee.
